Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Japan vs RSA Speed Tests, and my PC can go back in time

Someone was kind and cruel enough to inform me of the kind of speeds you can get when living in Japan..
(For n00bies out there: This indicates how quickly you can watch a vid on youtube or the delay you will experience while playing games online etc)

First the South African test :
This might seem fast, but in comparison to the rest of the world it is as fast as taking a Volkswagen Beetle through the Jungles of the amazon, while towing a Boeing 747!

The Japan Test

Depressing I know... 90Mb/s, 6ms >< This, compared to our VW Beetle (who is probably still struggling to start up)  is like a Fighter Jet with infinite amount of rocket-thrust available!

An in other news : My Computer can go back in time..
After getting the Tokyo results, I decided to test our local work network.
It seems my computer can go back in time, as I received a ping of -30ms..





Yip.. You heard me.. -30ms!! I'm a time traveler! Watch you bookies! 
All your cash are belong to me!

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Microsoft Rick Rolled WiFi abusers

Last year during Microsoft's TechEd conference microsoft's tech guys picked up that a couple of users were killing their WiFi network by using it to download massive torrents.

This of course is just not on, and so Microsoft decided to do something which is only worthy of being called "brilliant"..

The network administrators at the event quickly built a list of all of the top torrent trackers around and got the nod to add them all to the local DNS resolver and point them at a local web server containing some RickRoll scripts.

According to the admin:

It killed me that I didn't see anyone getting done by this first hand, but there were hundreds of impressions in the server logs containing the the Rick Roll scripts so I did get a fair amount of satisfaction at least. It was the most evil of evil Rick Roll scripts too — worse than any that anyone has used to get me in the past. 

Fun and games aside, it looks like the leechers will force quotas and traffic shaping for the first time in the event's history.

For those of you who don't know what Rick Rolling is, check out the following links :

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rickrolling
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rickroll

Friday, February 12, 2010

Goal from a 100 yards!

What does Beckham, Alonso and that cheeky defender from some bottom-of-the-table-club all have in common?

Well for you non-soccer fundi's, it is that they have all scored goals from their own halves (which is an amazing feat mind you).

Well Mohammed Mosad from Al-Ahli Jeddah decided to take the crown from Alonso's head when decided to  score a goal from about 100yards out against Hajer.

Check out this crazy bit of skill :

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Don't queue for your car registration

Sick and tired of the crazy lines when you need to re-register your car?

Do the following :
Phone 0214004900.

Press 1 for English
Press 2 for car registration

Tell the friendly lady you want to pay your car registration and she will give you a 9 digit reference

Pay via EFT

and they post it to you!

Monday, February 8, 2010

Brain Teaser for a Monday morning

Here is a little brain teaser/
Nothing to serious today..
Don't want you to over stress those relaxed brain cells

2 + 3 = 10

7 + 2 = 63

6 + 5 = 66

8 + 4 = 96

Then …

9 + 7 = ?

Enjoy

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

A letter to President Zuma

This has been take from the Cope 2014 Facebook group

Editor Note : In this letter, the author refers to the Bill Clinton vs Monica Lewinsky saga, stating that Bill Clinton stepped down from office after the truth finally came out. He uses this as one of his reasons why Zuma should step down from office..

Reality : Bill Clinton never resigned and completed his two term presidency (the longest a U.S. president can serve).

Thanks for the heads up Doug.

Further more.. The Wolfowitz resigned not because of sexual allegations, but because
he broke ethics rules in awarding a substantial raise to his girlfriend.

The more I deconstruct this argument the more it falls apart.


Dear Mr President Jacob Zuma

After having read the front page story of the Sunday Times (31/01/2010), I feel compelled to write to you as this ordinary citizen that I am. Because I am a commoner, my judgement of your actions could be regarded as disrespect. Equally you might be indulging in all these sordid acts because you feel that you cannot be questioned and brought to book.

As a young man I have an interest in the way in which those in power are behaving, so as to ensure that we have good, moral and ethical leaders to look upon. A public figure who does not inspire confidence or does not conduct themselves in a manner that seek to inspire development of society, should be eliminated from the limelight and sent into the deepest of corners so that their misleading acts are shunned. To me you happen to be such an individual.

In your address during your inauguration and also in your first State of the Nation address, you emphasised greatly on moral regeneration. The reason why religion has seemingly failed to produce members that embody the values taught in religious institutions is because the preachers themselves are failing to be upright leaders who live out what they preach. You are such a preacher to me.

Given your past record that displays you as a man who is easily tempted by indulging in sexual intercourse, it is very difficult for me to throw water over the claims made by the Sunday Times. To me it is irrelevant that the person you impregnated is the daughter of Dr Irvin “The Iron Duke” Khoza, I would still feel the same way even if it was just yet another woman. If this baby was born under normal circumstances, it means that you must have slept with this lady around January 2009. During the same time you had already paid Lobola for Thobeka Madiba-Zuma and you were planning your wedding day with her. At the same time you were already having the pleasure of being attended to by two wives. I suppose given that you were busy campaigning for the 2009 General Elections, the challenges that you faced couldn’t be accommodated by your wives, you needed to find solace and release your masculine energy on another woman outside wedlock.

What nauseates me the most is the fact that this lady got pregnant, meaning you had unprotected sex yet again. To me it is clear that you have unprotected sex with your wives, because you do it so easily with “omakhwapheni”. It means you are a risk to your wives, because you seem to be fishing for HIV, so that you can take the catch home and distribute it evenly amongst them. Unless there is preventive medication for HIV that you have and we the ordinary people do not have access to.

The Zulu Kingdom should be ashamed at how you have paraded their culture of polygamy, a culture that is in fact to me very demeaning of women. To me it symbolises true qualities of chauvinism and patriarchy, whereby if a man is not satisfied with one woman, then they can go get another. Meanwhile society would vilify a woman who would take a second man. Polygamy also promotes cheating on your wife, because you must first know the second wife, well in your case sixth, intimately on stolen moments away from your wife. So during that time you are lying to your wife or wives claiming to be seeing no one besides them and even to God, whom you made such a pact with when getting married.

Polygamy reduces women to objects that are used to just satisfy the egos of many men out there, who see having many women as a sense of superiority and achievement. To me this is a very small minded sense of thinking.

I cannot have you preach morality to me when you partake in such disgusting acts that make me feel if only I was not a South African. When a sex scandal broke off about Mr Bill Clinton, he had to step down as President of the USA. The President of the World Bank stepped down after such allegations were tabled against him. However to you it is just yet another day another dollar and nothing will happen, because you are hiding behind tradition and using it to camouflage your helpless sexuality.

You are a man who does not respect women clearly, a man who does not believe in treating your wives with the best respect they deserve. I doubt maKhumalo is happily married to you, but she is probably fearful of what shall become of her if she were to leave you. It is unfortunate that the majority of the people in your organisation find your acts acceptable; it goes to show how the morals of the ANC have become fragmented over the years.

You occupy the highest seat in our land and many people will find a way of using your acts to justify their mistakes and atrocious behaviours which resemble yours. You are not a beacon of hope to me, but rather that one of disaster.

It is impossible that you could raise all your 20 children, so it means that you promote unstructured families whereby kids grow up with single parents. You promote and justify cheating. You promote for society to discredit the three pillars of fighting HIV, because you do not Abstain, you do not get to Be Faithful, you do not Condomize.

What are you good for? Absolutely nothing. You are shaming our country and making it seem as if we are unable to be led by principled leaders.

You are a health risk to your wives, you are a financial risk to the taxpayers who must pay for your opulence and you still pledge your support to communists.

I ask of you to step down as President, before you turn South Africa into a quagmire that resembles your sexual life and its animalistic behaviours.

Written by: Lukhona Mnguni
COPE and COPESM member, in his personal capacity
killpovertysa@yahoo.com
I think he hits the nail on the head..
Good job Mr Mnguni, good job indeed.
*Edit... Not such a great job after all :( In fact I'm busy writing you an email!

Info on the Wolfowitz case

Bill Clinton info and info on Impeachment

Android takes hard shots at Apple!

Just seen some of the funniest Anit-apple pro Android commercials!

Basically, Andriod is pointing out that Apple sucks when it comes to anything vaguely to do with Open Source and Speed..

Favourite line from the two clips below : "Race horse ducked taped to a scud missle fast!"

Speed vs Nooby beauty queen





IDon't

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Hitler wants an iPad.. NOW!!

A good rofl, for a tuesday morning..
FYI.. Does contain some language (all subtitled)