The powers of the bear!

Due to writing a maths exam this afternoon I had a chance to play some WoW during my normal "working hours".
I thought of doing the Daily, as it would be the best way to spend my time and thus went on and quickly found a pug group..

Problem was, we needed one more.. A tank!!  (as per normal)
After trying for a while I messaged the guildies (whom I had messaged earlier too) and asked if a tank or a tank alt (getting desperate) wants to come join the 4man team we had..

Hauk (one of our residential tanks, who also happens to have a fat bear arse[in game]) happily came to join us.. What happened next shook the foundations of WoW forever!!

See, we had somehow landed up with the bottom of the barrel DPS.
1 Lock who could hit 4k dps (and only just), but didn't know where his arrow keys were.
and then another lock and hunter hitting roughly 2k.

I was keeping tabs on each fight (hauk wanted to know when she had beaten the lowest DPS'er)

I noticed one DPS meter read "Hauk 458" and no one else was on the list..
I checked the logs, and noticed it read "Fight 1 - No One"

I informed Hauk about this, to which she replied

I FARTED I'M SORRY

Omw.. I laughed so hard!!
Anyways, off to do the dishes and then calculus ><

Health Warning
Hauk's farts do more dmg than most Alliance characters
Hauk's farts kill Chuck Norris....